Mini Play #1: The Old White Guy & Me

Setting: The check-out line at Walgreen’s; 51st Street and Telegraph; Oakland
The Characters: Me and The Old White Guy (OWG)
The Scene:
The OWG tries to pass Me in line.  Me, not sure what the OWG is trying to pull, looks him in the face.  

OWG: Excuse me. I am in the wrong line. I am just trying to get out of here.
Me: No problem.

Pause.  Just a beat.  But, in this beat, Me is able to move her look from his face to his entire body.  She sees a man in ratty pants and a sweater almost the same color.  That special military green.  The color of hard work and sacrifice.  As her eyes land on his boots, black and unapologetic, Me can confirm that this man has more important things to worry about than being in the line at Walgreen’s.

OWG: It’s a great day, isn’t it?
Me: Yes. Yes, it is.
OWG: We just sent that asshole back to his 1%!

Laughter from Me – almost as if she is tossing the laughter into the air so that OWG can catch it. He does.  They hold the laughter together between them for one more beat before OWG exits the store.  Me is left in line, still smiling.

The End.

Prop 30 Passed in CA. Can We Relax Now?

When I went to bed last night, I thought I would have to write a very different blog post this morning.  I was afraid that, although I would be celebrating Obama’s win, I would be mourning devastating budget cuts to California’s public schools.

I was so afraid that I think I composed an entire blog post in my sleep about what we would have to do now, as a state, to make sure that we don’t lose an entire generation of children to this crisis.   Continue reading

Wanna Escape Crazy Town? Do Something. Or Do Nothing.

Last night, my companions were the prime time line-up of MSNBC.  I had made my way through The Ed Show and Rachel Maddow and by the time I arrived at Lawrence O’Donnell, my wife came home from a lovely dinner with a friend to find me balled up in the corner of the couch with my head half hidden under shirt.

“Wow.  You okay?”

“No.  I can’t stop watching the news.” Continue reading

How to Connect When You Disagree

Most of us Americans are waking up pretty uneasy this morning.  Not only are we still adjusting to the time change, we are also on edge about the state of election.  Tomorrow night, half the country (or, I guess a little less than half) is gonna be mad as hell that their guy didn’t win.  And, as we know, we are living in such a bi-partisan culture (blue vs. red, us vs. them) that we have no real idea how to live with each other who don’t agree with us. Continue reading

Why Saturday Mornings might be the key to Happier, Healthier Kids

Saturday mornings still remind me of cartoons.  Yes, even though I am a grown woman, I still wake up on Saturday mornings and want to run straight to the TV.  When I was a kid, I remember being so proud of the fact that I was born on a Saturday morning.  At 8:07am.  I would exclaim,  “I was born during Super Friends!,” since that is what I ALWAYS watched during the 8 o’clock hour EVERY Saturday on ABC.  (Actually, now that I google it, the show didn’t start until 1973 and I was born in 1972 so…I must dispel the whole lore of my birth…damn…)

We are always trying to figure out what makes “kids these days” so much more…well, you fill in the blank…entitled; unfocused; fat…than we were as kids.  Well, the answer is this: Kids simply work to adapt to the culture that they are growing up in.  That’s their job.  That’s what kids have  done since the beginning of forever.  So, if we provide them an entitled, unfocused, and fat culture, that is what our kids will adapt to. Continue reading

Twitter Poem #1: Hurricane Sandy

This is my dad
like a Jewish
     CHUCK NORRIS
The crisis sweeps north
             sweeps north

catastrophic, pure devastation
One Local Business Survived

Increase in #MobileDonations
would have intercepted it

1 million in Haiti
          A great list

Jimmy Fallon Encounters Lindsay Lohan
       we need cross-disciplinary knowledge

I make art collectively.  I like to practice taking seemingly random ideas from various people and putting them together to make something brand new.  Here’s how I created this, my first “Twitter Poem.”

  1. Searched “Hurricane Sandy.”
  2. Copied the first 10 tweets that came up in my feed into a new blank note.
  3. Underlined at least 1 phrase from every tweet that spoke to me in some way.
  4. Used every one of the underlined phrases.  The key is to force yourself to use them all.  That is part of the challenge and part of the fun.
  5. Moved them around on the page until I liked what was there.

This poem was written with the help of @FillWerrell@HuffPostEdu@marcapitman,
@endeavoringE@USRealityCheck@scooterbraun@thepioneerwoman,
@cnnbrk@THR, and @JeffDSachs

Now, it’s your turn.  I would love to see what you come up with.

The Fundamentals of Finding Common Ground in a Divided Country

“I think the country, irrespective of ideology, is yearning for political figures to be creative and innovative and determined to find common ground.” – Jeb Bush on CBS This Morning, Nov 1 2012

I am not afraid to say it.  I agree with Jeb Bush.  We are all DESPERATE to come closer together in this country.  But there is something that I have to clarify, Mr. Bush.  There are no “creative and innovative” ways to unite people. There are and there have always been the same old ways, which, as a conservative, fundamentalist-type person, you should appreciate.  Bringing people closer together…to work together …for the common good of each other…is not about innovation.  It’s about basic human stuff that our “political figures” have completely thrown out the window. Continue reading

Some Halloween Thoughts in a Fast Changing World

We spend our time responding rationally to a world which we understand and recognize, but which no longer exists. — Eddie Obeng

While we are all getting dressed up today in whatever scary or sexy or nutty or fantastic costume that suits our psyches for the moment, I think we should consider this: Perhaps the crazy, wacky, adventurous world that we seek – to escape the boring, humdrum, everyday one – is here.  Like, actually here…with us…right now.  Perhaps we have already created it.  Perhaps, if we take a moment to really look around and notice, we would fall into a black hole or rabbit hole or some kind of hole that lies just outside our front door.  And we’d be there.

Come to think of it, maybe we don’t seek this new world at all.  Maybe it scares us more than we are willing to admit.  Maybe falling down that rabbit hole means that there will be no room for our masks at all because, perhaps, maybe this crazy new world, is more real than we could ever imagine.  And, if we don’t have our masks on, everyone will be able to see that we have no idea what we are doing.  And that is what scares us.

Just some Halloween thoughts.

Here are some thoughts on Smart Failure by Eddie Obeng

How & Why to Push Through Election Day Overwhelm

Yesterday, my mailbox was full of campaign pamphlets.  Granted, I had been away from home for a few days.  I was down in Palo Alto caring for my nieces while my brother and sister-in-law were out of town.  But still.  I just left Friday.  I returned Monday.  We all know that mail doesn’t come on Sunday.  And there were 18 separate pieces of campaign mail in my box last night.  Election Day is a week from today and, honestly, I can’t wait for it to be over. Continue reading